That isn't to say that all of his acquaintances are walking that same non-stolen vehicle line, or that he wasn't the one to drive it when someone handed over the keys to him.
He definitely doesn't have it now though, so if the police do get involved at least he's clear on that front. ]
Weirdly specific details to ascribe to an imagined carjacking though.
i was in the car. i saw you. i remember your face. it took forever to find your phone number so give my car back because feng bought it for me and he's going to be mad i lost the car
you can have a different one, just give that one back!!!
i'll kick you if you don't!!!
[ blatantly gliding past the fact that he was literally catnapping when strangers jacked the car THANKS A LOT ]
You think it's not stressful for me? Having some random guy texting me and threatening my well being over a car I don't have. Honestly, I should be the one taking this to the cops. Threats are no joke.
red shirt with a rip on the bottom left hem. you wore black shoes with mud on the soles. cold coffee from starbucks, you set it on the cup holder in front. you have two ear piercings but you only wore one earring when you STOLE MY CAR.
[ If Puppy seriously thinks his memory is good enough to remember what he wore that night... he can't even remember what this car looked like. He took keys from a contact to drive a car from point A to point B for a meeting, dumped a cat out of it, tossed the keys to someone else, hand his illicit meeting, and then took public transit home.
Even if this is taken to the police it'll be hard to prove he had any part in this, but if they actually decided to do a thorough investigation it could be a pain for him. He didn't steal a car, but some of the actual things he did that night were much worse. ]
Look, stalker. Call the police and give them the make, model and license plate number if you want them to find it for you. That's what normal people do. Not accuse some random stranger they've been stalking.
feng doesn't like the cops. so just give me back the car and then he won't get mad and then he won't burn people down trying to get it back because i lost it. i don't want him mad at me!!!
are you poor? do you need money? i can buy the car back. just give it back.
[ literally going to cry if he doesn't get it back thanks, he doesn't want feng thinking he doesn't take care of his things and az thinking he's useless any more than he already assumes he thinks he is.
Seungjun closes his door to make sure the cat doesn't try to dart into the apartment, then glances up and down the hallway to try and see what apartment it belongs to. No obvious doors open, so he'll be damned if he's going to bothered with trying to track this guy's proper home.
His owners better hope he doesn't get out and onto the street.
And with that thought he shifts the strap of his backpack further up his shoulder and steps over the cat. ]
[ this should not surprise, so don't be surprised: puppy rears back a bit and MAULS SEUNGJUN'S ANKLE with the uncanny precision of a cat that spends most of his time as a human. ]
[ It's a surprise to him! He yells loudly, kicking with all of his force to try to dislodge the cat off his ankle. Thank god for jeans providing some protection, but cat teeth are little needles and do a good job getting through even tougher fabric. ]
[ cat gonna climb you up and not in the fun way, now you have a cat clinging to the front of your shirt and not letting go. be glad they're not biting your nipple!!!
this is what happens when you STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S CARS!!! ]
[ proof of true evil: this monster just hurled an innocent cat far away from him. thanks, now he's yowling and crying and howling for the whole neighborhood to hear.
and also rolling into his human form all flustered and mad, and throwing rocks at you. thank you. ]
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Who are you, and why are you assuming I have your car?
[ Running the numbers to try to figure out what scheme he's been involved in this past month that would lead to the acquisition of a car.
The fact that more than one come to mind makes this harder. ]
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that car is mine!!!
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[ Which is technically true!
That isn't to say that all of his acquaintances are walking that same non-stolen vehicle line, or that he wasn't the one to drive it when someone handed over the keys to him.
He definitely doesn't have it now though, so if the police do get involved at least he's clear on that front. ]
Weirdly specific details to ascribe to an imagined carjacking though.
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you can have a different one, just give that one back!!!
i'll kick you if you don't!!!
[ blatantly gliding past the fact that he was literally catnapping when strangers jacked the car THANKS A LOT ]
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No matter how many times you say it, it won't change a thing. I don't have this car of yours.
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give it back already, this is very stressful for me.
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You think it's not stressful for me? Having some random guy texting me and threatening my well being over a car I don't have. Honestly, I should be the one taking this to the cops. Threats are no joke.
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and i'm not a wizard. i'm a cat. you're the one who let me out of the car. i know your face!!!
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So are you high right now or what?
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[ If Puppy seriously thinks his memory is good enough to remember what he wore that night... he can't even remember what this car looked like. He took keys from a contact to drive a car from point A to point B for a meeting, dumped a cat out of it, tossed the keys to someone else, hand his illicit meeting, and then took public transit home.
Even if this is taken to the police it'll be hard to prove he had any part in this, but if they actually decided to do a thorough investigation it could be a pain for him. He didn't steal a car, but some of the actual things he did that night were much worse. ]
Look, stalker. Call the police and give them the make, model and license plate number if you want them to find it for you. That's what normal people do. Not accuse some random stranger they've been stalking.
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feng doesn't like the cops. so just give me back the car and then he won't get mad and then he won't burn people down trying to get it back because i lost it. i don't want him mad at me!!!
are you poor? do you need money? i can buy the car back. just give it back.
[ literally going to cry if he doesn't get it back thanks, he doesn't want feng thinking he doesn't take care of his things and az thinking he's useless any more than he already assumes he thinks he is.
GIVE BACK CAR ALREADY!!! ]
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Ok, you're having trouble with this, so let me type this out clearly for you.
I.
Do.
Not.
Have.
Your.
Car.
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then get it back. don't be stupid.
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Go to the police if you want someone to find your car for you, stalker.
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Not my problem.
[ And with that, Puppy is gonna find his number is blocked. SORRY, PUPPY. He's gonna make this harder than necessary. ]
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but three days later there's a cat sitting in front of seongjun's apartment door, being very aggrieved and frustrated. hi. ]
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Seungjun closes his door to make sure the cat doesn't try to dart into the apartment, then glances up and down the hallway to try and see what apartment it belongs to. No obvious doors open, so he'll be damned if he's going to bothered with trying to track this guy's proper home.
His owners better hope he doesn't get out and onto the street.
And with that thought he shifts the strap of his backpack further up his shoulder and steps over the cat. ]
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this is what happens when you STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S CARS!!! ]
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It hurts like hell, but Seungjun grabs the cat by the scruff of its neck and yanks him off his torso. RIP his shirt and all, but he can buy another.
Less cool is the fact that he literally hurls the cat down the hallway away from him. It's probably a good thing that Puppy isn't a normal cat. ]
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and also rolling into his human form all flustered and mad, and throwing rocks at you. thank you. ]
WHERE'S MY CAR!!!
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